Semi-Mindless Prattle
You Know You’re Officially Living With Doctor Girlfriend When…
…your mailbox is full of stuff like this:

Who knew one trip to the mailbox would provide me with information about Lindsay Lohan and pathogens at the same time. Then again, that seems pretty logical…

Liz
Wait, there’s a difference?
Tim
Ah! Livin’ with a Lady. I hope that’s going well. Does she make you put the toilet seat down? Women can be ruthless like that.
db
Yeah Jon, and don’t forget to replace the toilet paper roll when you empty it.
Jon
It’s going great actually – although we don’t see each other much more than we did when we had two apartments because we’re so busy. But it’s great.
Furley
Do you two share makeup tips?
tien
your doctor girlfriend is seventeen? she’s like a female doogie howser.
Jon
heh heh, totally. You know what they say, old enough to be a doctor is old enough to, um, you know…
Exhibit 5a | Creative Disobedience » Blog Archive » Giant Stuffed Diseases…
[...] Giant Stuffed Diseases… …and the further adventures of living with a scientist. A while back I mentioned that it was a little strange to find copies of Cell and Seventeen in my mailbox, courtesy of my lovely Dr. Girlfriend. But her diverse periodical taste is eclipsed by even weirder junk that drifts into a scientist’s home. Things like sterilized test tubes for jello shots. And what home wouldn’t be complete without giant stuffed diseases. [...]