Archive for December, 2005

Purgatory

Thursday, December 29th, 2005

So here we are. In the week between Christmas and New Years. Yep. Here we are. At work. Just sitting here. Between Christmas and New Years. Yessir, we’re a’sittin’ here. Hanging out at work. At the ole nine to five. Bringing home the bacon. Indeed. Yep. Here I am.
Sadly, there is no one else working. [...]

Christmas Vacation

Friday, December 23rd, 2005

Well kids, its a half day for me here at the office and I’m about ready to clear out and begin my Christmas vacation. I’ll probably not be posting much until next week, so everyone have a wonderful Christmas. In theory I’ll be posting again before the New Year. Hope everyone gets that pony they [...]

Merry Conservative Christmas

Friday, December 23rd, 2005

Tis the season to spread joy of the holidays and to say a very merry fucking Christmas.
Speaking of Jew-hating, Pat Buchanan has joined the hype-a-thon of the supposed Attack on Christmas, too. Or, as he put it, “What we’re witnessing here are hate crimes against Christianity.” Sorry? We’re not so hot on paying for an [...]

And On The Fourth Day…

Friday, December 23rd, 2005

When I walked in this morning, five minutes early, my boss asked me “Did you have a wonderful subway ride in this morning?”
“Well,” I replied, “I had a subway ride. Thats all that really matters.”
Indeed, business was back to normal today after the three day transit strike. The streets seemed extra quiet, which originally I [...]

Chuck Norris Kicks Ass

Thursday, December 22nd, 2005

A friend of mine sent me a great, uh, homage(?) to Chuck Norris. This is good stuff:
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted [...]

Strike: Day Three

Thursday, December 22nd, 2005

The further adventures in transit strike transportation! In this episode, Jon stands in a six block line and discovers something sinister!
At 12th street this morning I found that the metal fences used to corral commutors were set up in a much more organized fashion. We were herded onto the east side of park avenue into [...]

Strike: Day Two

Wednesday, December 21st, 2005

All the camaraderie that existed yesterday on the morning commute appears to be gone, especially in the low income neighborhood where I live. At the 125th street station, hour long lines awaited commuters trying to get from 125th street to Grand Central. MetroNorth staff bottlenecked the station by locking all the doors except for the [...]

ID KO’d

Tuesday, December 20th, 2005

Darwin really does have a posse! Turns out there are things going on in the world other than the NYC Transit strike. In Dover PA the religious fanatics have been trounced by logic, science, and the law.
Yeah. Buh-byeee!
“But,” the fundies say, “intelligent design isn’t just another word for creationism. It’s, like, totally different from that. [...]



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