Our presidential fuck up has just sold out this country’s security. Again. The Bush administration has just approved a deal which gives a company owned by the United Arab Emirates control of New York Citys ports, along with Baltimore and Philly ports as well. Yeah, thats really freaking smart Mr. Bush. And no, I’m not [...]
Dear Crap Bands With Websites, Hi. Yeah. It’s time to quit it with the whole, “my wicked cool band has a website now, lets add a track of our music to play when you log on, that would be, like, so bitchin” thing. It’s retarded. And I’ll tell you why: Even with the whole increased [...]
The real story is already emerging, if you’re willing to do a little digging. Cheney and Whittington went hunting with two women (not their wives), there was some drinking, and Whittington wound up shot. Armstrong didn’t see the incident but claimed she had, Cheney refused to be questioned by the Sheriff until the next morning, [...]
Me: Yeah, Penn Gillette did a great piece on why PETA sucks. Her: Who? Me: Penn Gillette, you know, from Penn and Teller. Her: Oh. PETA probably gives him a hard time because of the animals. Me: Huh? Her: You know, they do all those things with the animals. Me: What animals? I don’t think [...]
Well, I’m pretty happy. Last night I made bananas foster for my girlfriend and didn’t burn the apartment down, which is good because she’s moving in with me on Saturday. The flaming rum was certainly impressive and smelled lovely. I forgot to add the orange zest at the end, and could have thickened the sauce [...]
Huh, seems I really blew my wad on a sappy Valentines Day post last year. I have nothing exciting to add to that. Um, so, um…how about the 18 hour cover-up after the president peppered shot that dude? Ha ha, no I kid. Shotgun Dick is SO yesterday. Did you know that St. Patty’s day [...]
Yesterday we recieved record snowfall in New York City, and of course Dick Cheney shot a 78 year old man in the face. The snow started mid-afternoon on Saturday and despite the several inches of accumulation that occurred by the time I left the bars to go home Saturday, I didn’t think that the blizzard [...]
New Yorkers loves us some Apple computers and even more so, loves us some iPods. Having only one Apple Store has proven challenging. The mobbed display models and the long waits at the Genius and iPod bars in the SoHo location have really made it tough for me to nab a little free internet access [...]
Jonathan Gayman is a St. Louis photographer who specializes in corporate, commercial and food photography. Exhibit5a was Jonathan's first blogging adventure but is largely dormant at this stage. For more recent postings check out Jonathan's new St. Louis food blog called Shoot To Cook