Look, I know all you summer people are going to bitch and moan about this, but it’s time to face facts. Fall is here and I couldn’t be happier. Take Saturday night for example. Dinner at Cafeteria (more on that later) followed by drinks in Soho. All destinations were reached by walking. It was chilly. [...]
The band at my highschool never did anything this cool. We were always playing all kinds of lame shit like that planets symphony and weird ass show tunes medleys like we were playing for some some Poconos old folks retreat. The Minnetonka High School, Minneapolis, has done a kick ass rendition of a couple of [...]
Whew, we can all heave a sigh of relief. Because finally we’re at a point where terrorism is under control, storms no longer destroy the homes of poor people, and thank heavens that Osama Bin Laden has been caught. All those things can now be put on the back burner and we can turn to [...]
Dear Ten Year Old Gamer Asshole, Why don’t you go read a book or something, you little fucker. And stop calling me a faggot. And for the love of god, let me play Halo on Xbox Live for more that five seconds at a time before you shoot me with a friggin’ sniper rifle. I [...]
I’m getting a new computer upgrade at work today, so I need to keep posting brief today. However, here are some more urban decay photos for you. The person running this site could use a few lessons in web dev and needs a spell checker, but his photos are great. Check out Illict Ohio
Ah. Nothing like spending a weekend with 18 of your closest friends, sixteen of which you’d never met before. On Saturday evening I attended the bachelor party for my cousin, who is getting married in a few weeks. To be sure, this wasn’t just a bunch of guys hitting a strip club. This was coordinated [...]
I am blantantly stealing my title from Arianna because it’s so true. That was some speech last night. OMG, like, that hurricane? That’s like, totally a terr’ist. We’re gonna git our best people workin’ on the problem because I’m the president and ultimately responsa-bibble for the problem. Well, it was the gov’ment’s fault really, but [...]
“Hello Jon.” How is it possible for a group of people to say those two words in unison and convey both intense pity but emphathy also. The faces all look at me with forced kindness, the face people give strangers when they know something horrible about them. “Um, hi everyone.” I cough. ” This is [...]
Jonathan Gayman is a St. Louis photographer who specializes in corporate, commercial and food photography. Exhibit5a was Jonathan's first blogging adventure but is largely dormant at this stage. For more recent postings check out Jonathan's new St. Louis food blog called Shoot To Cook