Exhibit 5a | Creative Disobedience

Hey, I’ve got a Gmail invite. I think this is supposed to get me something right? I’m supposed to ask what women people will do to me for me to get their hands on a coveted Gmail account, right? Hmm, interesting. I’ll have to think up a cool contest or something. I’m open for suggestions…

When Six Feet Under began a couple years ago, it was one of the coolest shows that I’d ever seen. It had a nice concept, interesting characters, good writing, and award winning title sequence – everything you wanted a TV series to be. Not having HBO, my sister would tape all the episodes for me [...]

I’m sitting here at my desk at work, having just pulled my head out of the realm incoherent boredom that I have been languishing in for the afternoon. What am I doing? I’m apparently saving the virgin eyes of my fellow employees from exposure to lascivious, salacious, and dare I say pornographic, imagery. Oh yes, [...]

I designed a boring little poster for a client a while back, and recently he asked me to make a smaller 9×12 version and have 7000 of them printed. And laminated. 7000 laminated posters to hang indoors in employee cubicles. I find this hilarious. I tried to talk him into using a nice heavy gloss [...]

Does anyone else thing that Dong Resin is conducting an experiment on his site, testing to see how often people keep coming back to his site with is promises of new content without actually posting anything? For the last week he’s been posting things like ‘new posts next week, back Thursday morning, etc.”. I bet [...]

I’m looking forward to next weekend, in part because the city is always so empty and sleepy on over the Forth. New Yorkers tend to exit city to the Hamptons or “down the shore” which leaves the rest of us to putter around the empty streets in perfect empty city bliss. It should be noted, [...]

After futzing around for a good hour or so, I finally managed to get the uber small screws out of the memory panel on my iBook and installed and additional 512 mb of ram. What an ordeal. My big mitts are not good at small things, plus the idea of breaking something made me all [...]