Exhibit 5a | Creative Disobedience

An open question: If I were making a movie, which actress would best suit the role of Dominique Francon?

Two amusing notes: 1. Tourist Photos in Times Square Two women stand near the curb, while a man takes their picture. The women contort into the typical “I’m in New York…YAY!” pose, arms and legs extended, big grins. They stand there in forced gaiety. A minute passes, another minute. Grins still fixed, their eyes start [...]

I’m so glad someone finally had the guts to say it.

I’m all about animal rights and such, but seriously. Damn. Where do these people come up with this crap? I wonder if PETA realizes that doing shit like this just makes them seem more nuts? Oooh, I’m SO radical. I’m a big bad animal rights nut and I’m going to traumatize a bunch of little [...]

As you may have heard, there was a shooting last week at Rao’s, the mafioso oasis in the middle of East Harlem. I’ve been out of town, so missed most of the news coverage, but now that I’m back I’ve managed to find some humor in the whole affair. One of the witnesses is a [...]

I’ve taken a few moments away from my near constant gluttony since I’ve arrived at my parents house yesterday afternoon. We are currently in the “playing around with gifts” portion of Christmas afternoon before the “full meal, eat until near bursting’ portion of the day. We’ll be devouring a ham in the next couple of [...]

Ok, so the first couple of times I went into the bathroom at work today I noticed something wrong, but couldn’t put my finger on it. Ha ha, no, that’s not what I mean. Pervert. No, there was something distinctly different about the bathroom atmosphere that I couldn’t place. Something not quite right. Something disturbing. [...]

Yeah, as I sit here reading the entire internet, I am reminded of a time when a very dear friend of mine pronounced “Trebuchet” as “tree-bucket”. Yeah, good times. Heh. Tree-bucket.